A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF ATTENTION
I know some of you look forward to reading my dare I say it news feed daily. It's the highlight of your week. You will read my quips about celebrities, TV shows, enternaining news round-ups before you kiss your loved one good morning. But alas, this blogger is no more...at least for the next 2 weeks. I'm off to the U.S. of A to pap stars, dig up dirt and gate crash premiere so I can bring you the hottest gossip first! Because I love you all so much.
Until then keep watching only the best televion channel you have to pay for...our beloved FX. We're talking Family Guy, True Blood, Burn Notice, Regensis, The Wire, I don't need to go on.
CURB YOUR IRONY
I believe in irony. Now you will too...
There's been lots of twittering, emailing, blogging, facebook-ing, well general public broadcast announcing about Swine Flu. But this takes the cake. The actor who is the "star" of a public service announcement with tips on how to sneeze the "right" way: Catch It, Bin It, Kill It, to prevent the spreading of swine flu has been diagnosed with the very disease he was helping others avoid. David McCusker was "shocked" when he found out and forced himself into quarantine, an epitome of good samaritanism. This Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm-esque case of missing, littering and thriving brings me to my next topic, the new promo for Season 7 of the best comedy show (but not the best quality) on the swine infested planet Earth.
Watch it here and remember, there is only one way to sneeze, and that's the "right" way.
PEE-WEELLY?
I grew up in the 80s so for me, this is somewhat of a nostalgic piece of news...Pee-wee Herman's Pee-wee Playhouse is back. Everyone say "Heh Heh Heh". Ah that grey suit, that red tie, that...voice.
The Pee-wee Herman show, starring Paul Reubens will hit the stage in a new, "re-imagined" theatrical version, according to the promoters. The production will feature the Pee-wee regulars; Miss Yvonne, Mailman Mike, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie. And of course, how can we forget, that talking chair...oh what was he called, that's right, Chairry.
Put your hands together and "let the cartoon begin!" (Children enter at your own risk...)
THE REUNION OF ALL REUNIONS
It's not word on the street, it's not even a rumour. Its pure fact. That's right-the entire cast of Seinfeld, Jerry, Elaine, George, Kramer (yes even kramer) are to appear throughout the brand new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Also expect cameos from my personal favourites Newman and Banion...I'll refrain from any Ovaltine jokes.
The reunion will mark the first time that the quad-rio have appeared together on set since Seinfeld went off air nearly 11 years ago. Thank god imagine if all we had to go on were the flops post Seinfeld-pre Curb Reunion.......... Jerry would go down in history for making movies about Bees, we'll remember George aka Jason Alexander as the guy in Shallow Hal who had a tail. Elaine/Julia...who? And Kramer-ah racist comedy-that one will come back to bite you in the a**.
Now if only we could shut down More4 and broadcast Curb on FX....