PETER GRIFFIN ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS
Following recent events last week involving the BNP leader Nick Griffin on the BBC, I thought I'd lighten the mood a bit and find out what an episode of Question Time would be like with Peter Griffin as its guest.
Mr Griffin, we understand you are running, against your wife, for school board president. What made you decide to run and why against your wife? "This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have...my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog."
Ok...Let's take a question from the audience. You sir, the dog in the back. "Um yeah hi, my name is Brian. Peter, what do you hope to change by running? What are your policies? I mean it sounds to me like you're only running to reinstate your teacher who is evidently mentally challenged. Lois is the most likely candidate ... "hehehehehe"
"Um..What's so funny?" "You said retarded"
"No, no I didn't. I said mentally challenged." "Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot"
Ok let's move on to our next question. The young boy in the purple hat. "I'm a girl." Oh. Really? Are you sure. "Yes I'm sure!" Oh, let's move on. How about you, the camp baby with the strange head. "Yes, I have a question for the fatman. Obama's campaign slogan was Yes We Can. What's yours? Beans beans, good for the heart the more you eat them the more you fart? Hahaha wasn't that a good one Rupert?" " Stewie is it? I'm glad you asked that question. My slogan, which I prepared on my way over here is, I'm gonna stop you (Lois) the only way I can... by killing you! In the race for school board president!"
And finally before we go, is there anything else you would like to say to our viewers? Hi, I'm Peter Griffin and if you don't vote for me you are a homosexual... I'm just kidding, you're probably just a lousy freeloading Canadian.
But seriously though, vote for me.
The new season of Family Guy airs on November 12th, you'd be mentally challenged to miss it.
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LET'S DO THE TIME WARP. AGAIN.
Ok so we're not exactly bombing the moon (and yes NASA actually sent a bomb in to space today to blow up a crater on the moon), but tonight FX airs the first episode of Life on Mars *drum roll please* US! The question everyone is asking, "Will it be as good as the British version?" If I may speak frankly, yes. OK ok hold your horses Philip Glenister fanatics. I'll set the scene for you:
Harvey Keitel
New York...in the '70s!
Hot Blonde
A different (and by different I mean different to the UK version and different unusual different) ending
Having said that, I'd love to hear your thoughts on the matter.
Watching Life on Mars US tonight on FX at 10pm and let's all do the time warp again
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SMOKE N(CIS) MIRRORS
NCIS fans. I thought I'd clear up this confusion surrounding the premiere of NCIS season 7 tonight on FX. Yes, FX was initially going to launch just the first episode a week after season six's finale. But, we like to consider ourselves as a channel who listen to our viewers, we love our viewers, we want to please our viewers. So we decided to air the FULL season starting tonight (October 9th). Stick that in your pipe and smoke it black eyed peas. I repeat. FX will be airing the FULL seventh season of NCIS only two weeks after the US launch, tonight at 9pm.
Happy? Good.
Love,
The FX team
WHAT WILL COME OF FRIDAY NIGHTS
Alas, the end is here. Tonight concludes the first season of True Blood. I never would have thought I would stay in for 12 consecutive Friday nights. And from what I hear, tonight's season finale is a real neck biter...
Last week we learned that the killer was Rene, with his phoney accent and his sex tapes...the cheek. Bill fufilled the conditions of his tribunal sentence although Jessica turned out to be an annoying little @#!£!. As for Sookie, she ate some pie, hung out with Sam and put the squeeze on a philandering police officer to get info about the recent Bon Temps killings.
But I don't think you'll have to wait too long before season two comes to air here in the UK, if you know what I mean...wink wink, bite, bite.
If you'll be watching tonight, keep up with the live Tweeting, courtesy of user True Blood on FX, otherwise, sit back and enjoy the ride.
True Blood Season One Finale, tonight at 10pm.