I just watched Silent Night and I almost died crying at McGee being tasered and Gobbs tripping the security guard.
Quote from Silent Night
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [rubbing his feet on the carpet as he walks up to McGee, in a singsong voice] Friction makes a static charge. [shocks McGee] NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Would you stop that? I'm still humming from the Taser.
Abby: Semper Fi. You rat, you fry.
DiNozzo: Friction makes a static charge.
*Gibbs
It's okay, I can headslap myself before anyone volunteers ¬_¬ haha
Officer Ziva David: Well, you know what they say. You cannot make an omelet without breaking, without breaking a few legs Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She's never making me breakfast. Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, Ziva, it's 'without breaking a few eggs.'
Quote from les13080 - I love the humour ! but my favorite quote is
when some-one asks if NCIS is like CSI and Tony says" only if your Dyslexic" That has to be a classic. LOL
Gibbs: "Got your 911, Abs. What's up?"
Abby Sciuto: "Ready to have your world rocked again?"
Gibbs: "I'm barely over the first time."
XD well i thought it was funny!
After watching Love & War I must admit I loved the whole scene with Beary Smyles.
Beary: "Gear up DiNozzo, got a body at quantico."
DiNozzo: "Don't mess with me"
Ziva: " That bear sounds very familiar"
Beary: "Ya think David?"
If you haven't seen it click below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4m7T8yotaM
The end makes me laugh so much
Lol i watched that one two nights ago! :D my mom wanted it so she could tell me to do something LOL x
Sarah Mcgee: "I'm not gunna pee in a cup with a picture of Grandma on it!"
Tony: "Do it and die Amadaeus."
Gibbs: Get Abby and McGee to do what they do when they get together.Tony: Haha. (Gibbs slaps him on the back of the head) Oh, you meant the computers.
Tony: Oh goody, double jeopardy.McGee: Oh jeez.Ducky: Oh dear.Jenny: Oh crap.
Ziva: We canvassed the area. No one is talking. There is a smurf war...Tony: Turf war.Ziva: ...between two competing gangs
Abby ....... I'm in full scene mode!
Ziva: Atif Nukunda
DiNozzo: Gesundheit!
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Ziva: "Tony just put his hand in another mans pocket, and it made him very happy."
I nearly peed myself from laughter!
Gibbs: (Speaking softly to Abby who is asleep at her computer) Your computer's on fire. Abby: Ahhh! McGee! My baby's french frying! (madly typing) McGee: (Who also was asleep, wakes and starts typing) Checking internal fan! (It dawns on them that everything is fine.) Abby: That is so not funny, Gibbs!
Best one ever!
Gibbs: 'First my wife, now my house?"Fornell: "No! I've learned my lesson. I'm through with your leftovers."
Haha I love that one about the computer being on fire. That's the kinda thing my parents would do to me.
lolage.
Tony: "Let's roll. Hey, no, this is my team now, Gibbs. My rules. And DiNozzo's Rule #1 is I don't sit on the sidelines when my people are in trouble. You got a problem with that? Just remember whose got a badge and who is a civilian."Gibbs: "Done?" (He headslaps Tony)Tony: "Yeah."Gibbs: "I was going to say get McGee and I'll meet you there."Tony: "You know I could arrest you for striking a Federal officer."Gibbs: "I know that."Tony: "Alright. Just so you know."
and another of my favourites...
Abby: And his underwear are boxer breifs like you wear Gibbs.
Gibbs: Youre fishing, Abbs.
Abby:So are they regular boxers? Trunks? Nothing?
DiNozzo: Don't make me kiss you boss!
Gibbs: Ducky? Why would Abby go to a fat party?
Gibbs: DiNozzo, where'd you learn how to write? China?Kate: I'd say Egypt. Looks more like hieroglyphics.Tony: Hey! You were in a rush to read it.Gibbs: My mistake
Oh how I love this show.
DiNozzo ...... McGee and I watched the sun come up together, it was very "Brokeback Mountain".