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Last post 11-16-2008 10:15 PM by grayday34. 19 replies.
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  • 06-11-2008 5:40 PM

    *Favourite Quotes Thread!*

    C'mon everybody, we all have our favourites!

     

    Mine have to be:-

    Gibbs: "What about your gut?"
    Tony: "It wants a pizza."

    Abby: "Thank you sir!"
    Gibbs: "Don't call me sir."
    Abby: "Thank you ma'am!"

    Gibbs- "Hey DiNozzo, Stop eating the evidence!"

    (McGee arrives in squadroom wearing hospital scrubs...)
    Tony- "If clothes make the man, what does that make McGee?"
    Ziva- "Male Nurse?"
    Tony- "No. Aqua Smurf."

    Abby:"You’re not listening to a word I’m saying. I’m pregnant, McGee. Twins. Haven’t told the father yet. It’s Gibbs. I know it’s wrong, but something about his silver hair just gets me all tingly inside"
    Tony: "Excuse me for a second. I think I’m going to vomit"
    Abby:" I’m joking, Tony. Except for the part about Gibbs’ hair. That is really hot. McGee is ignoring me again"
    Tony: "Easily fixable"
    (Tony hits Mcgee)
    McGee: "What?! What’d I do? "
    Tony: "Stop ignoring Abby. She’s sensitive"

     

    :)

    x

    x...GABBY SHIPPER FOR LIFE...x
  • 06-15-2008 1:43 PM In reply to

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    OH LOFL ! ! !

     Tony: Ooh! Very James Bond!

    Tony: I want a divorce!

    Tony/McGee (Can't remember :() : NO ZIVA ! No hair pulling!

    *Ziva walks into the mens bog* Tony: That, I can't explain!

    My all time top favourite has to be:

    Tony: I don't know why it's called rush hour, 'cause no-one is rushing anywhere, and it certainley isn't an hour!

    Gibbs: Yeah, Maybe they should call it *Shut up or I'll shoot you hour...*

    Tony: I was thinking something a little shorter...

    Gibbs: Bite Me.

     ALSO LOVE THIS ONE

    Tony: Boondocks, BOONDOCKS BOSS!

    Ziva: What are Boondocks?

    Tony: De de now now now now now now

    McGee: De de now now now now now now

    Ect...

    LOFL ! ! !

    Assimilation - And you thought your job was rough !?
  • 06-18-2008 1:26 PM In reply to

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    I love the humour ! but my favorite quote is

    when some-one asks if NCIS is like CSI and Tony says" only if your Dyslexic" That has to be a classic. LOL

  • 06-22-2008 3:04 PM In reply to

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    My favourite is from the first series:

    Tony "Did they teach boxing in the Marines Boss?"

    Gibbs "Nope!"

    Tony "That's too bad because I.........." (Gibbs knocks Tony down onto the training mat, then leans over him.)

    Gibbs "They teach Fighting!"

  • 06-23-2008 3:47 PM In reply to

    • nidome
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    Personally I think that this has to be one of the best lines ever:

    Kate: "Gibbs, what did Ducky look like when he was younger?"
    Gibbs: "Illya Kuryakin."

    Although this one isn't bad either:

    Abby: "This, is why I love you guys. You bring me hair, you bring me blood, you bring me fluids, and you bring me mercury! Predictable, yet constantly surprising!"

  • 07-10-2008 4:50 PM In reply to

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    I love all the Tony kate banter, all the McGee jokes. all of abbys wacky one liners. Poor jimmy with his badly timed politically incorrect puns. But Gibbs rules.

     Gibbs to Director Sheppar : Ass kissing on the hill is a skill!

    Sheppard: So is Castration!

    Gibbs : I wear a cup!

     There are millions more! What really cracks me up was the time McGee joined the team for the first time. They see Gibbs get off the Elevator with a red head, give her a kiss on the check.McGee askes who is it. Tony and Kate tell McGee to ask.

    McGee walks up to Gibbs and they think he is going to ask him. McGee just tells Gibbs that it was good working with him and then says that Tony and Kate have a something to ask him. Priceless!

     What a brilliant show!

  • 07-23-2008 7:26 AM In reply to

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  • 07-23-2008 3:25 PM In reply to

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    From Yankee White:

    Kate: Hey I earned my Jock Strap!

    Gibbs: Does it ever give ya that empty feeling?!!!!

     I think Kate and Gibbs had great chemistry. a pity they had to kill her off. but then we wouldnt all the brilliant Ziva idioms.

    Ziva:"A pin in a hay stack!"

    Tony:"Needle, its a needle Ziva!"

    Ziva:"yes! that too!"

  • 07-24-2008 6:55 PM In reply to

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    yup! thats what I like, the subtle humour-and what about when they were messing on with a photo-fit and got a pic of David in hs Iilya days and said   "oh It's Ducky"

  • 07-25-2008 8:28 AM In reply to

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    I wonder is it David McCallum that comes up with all the ducky stories! Like, where does he get them???

    I was watching Chicago Hope the other day (mark harmon addiction) and he said Hinky! I could only think of the Gibbs Abby thing when abby described somthing saying it was a little... and Gibbs chimed in with Hinky!

    Its such a good descriptive word. ok, Im rambling now.

  • 07-25-2008 12:34 PM In reply to

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    yea thats weard you should watch the first tv series of the hulk the other day and you would not think it was David McCallum in it way different to ducky
  • 07-26-2008 1:50 PM In reply to

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    Ducky was in the Hulk! No way! cool!

     

  • 07-28-2008 4:58 AM In reply to

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    As far as i remember David McCallum was not in The Hulk, and IMDB.com has backed this up. Think you may be mistaken. Sorry

  • 08-02-2008 7:50 PM In reply to

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    I love all the nick names they have for McGee

    McGeek, McGoo, Probie, Elf Lord, EM Gemcity, Timmy.

    I've noticed that Tony doesnt call him Probie as much any more. Its mostly McGoo.

    I love the episode in season 3 when Tony finds out his sperm has been rejected by the sperm bankand he is trying to get through to them on the phone and he spells his name as " Big D, little I, Big N, little ozzo!" I love that!

  • 08-18-2008 8:19 AM In reply to

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    i just watched episode 13 of the new season 5 and theres a bit in it when u see them being interigated and when timmothy gets asked a question u get to see a flashback of all the names tonys called him. I just burst out laughing.lol

    but ive forgotten all the names !

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